This whole blogging thing is certainly one large step in the wrong direction for me. I feel like Willow, leaving my village for the first time to face the treachery of the outside world. However, blogging, in theory, is a victimless crime, so I thought I would give it a try. So far it seems like all I have to do is type some meaningless stuff and hit the post button and I end up sounding more interesting than 99% of other bloggers. That is a real statitsic compiled by my staff. Another study reveals that most people should never become literate. Since this is my first post, I will not attempt to include anything of value. I just want to make sure the "Post" button does what it purports to do.