Followers?

I just added the "followers" widget because I am 100% self-absorbed and want to feel popular. There has to be someone out there in the e-universe that gives a floppin' hoot about my blog. I would even be flattered if one of those Magic card playing, trench coat kids started following me. I'd even throw in some Babylon 5 references to keep his attention. Shoot, I might even post some pictures of naked dwarves. One problem with piling up followers is that I have never told anyone that I have a blog. It's my dirty little secret, well at least one of them. I also am a closet Hannah Montana fan, so there's that secret too . . . and, I'm keeping up with the Kardashians, so I have lots to hide. Maybe I'll get rid of this "followers" widget afterall.